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From Lucy 10/19/05
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat
down. He had spiked hair in all different colours-green, red, orange, blue and
The man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said, sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once, had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."